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 Endless List of Favorite Video Game Characters: Johnny (Motherfucking) Gat

"You can never have enough guns."
So I saw Age of Extinction today.
I’ll probably throw a poutine at you and apologize. 

I’ll probably throw a poutine at you and apologize. 

thecrosbyyfan:


Happy fuckin’ birthday, Canada!!

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thecrosbyyfan:

Happy fuckin’ birthday, Canada!!

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"We are now at the halfway point of our disjointed epic. If you are just arriving, you have missed little."

your face looks like it was made by bethesda

ancient and powerful insult 

Merry Canada Day, everyone!

preservedcucumbers:

"Prolonged human to drell skin contact may cause small rash, itching. Oral contact may cause mild hallucinations."

I’ve been feeding a flock of Canadian geese for about a month now and it still blows me away how fast they’ve grown.

Also how trusting they’ve become of me, since when I first met them they wouldn’t come close. Now I have to hide in my car to feed them because they try to sit in my lap to get the most pellets. There are 17 of them. I cannot fit 17 geese in my lap. Not even if I wanted to.

paperbagblog:

Tim Hortons Next Exit, And Every Exit After That

paperbagblog:

Tim Hortons Next Exit, And Every Exit After That

when he ain’t circumcised

when he ain’t circumcised

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augustotter:

Talk Leedle To Me

(I have no regrets.)

oblivion-confessions:

"Punching out Martin Septim during his speech is my proudest moment."
Oblivion confessions
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oblivion-confessions:

"Punching out Martin Septim during his speech is my proudest moment."

Oblivion confessions

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