★ Endless List of Favorite Video Game Characters: Johnny (Motherfucking) Gat"You can never have enough guns."
Happy fuckin’ birthday, Canada!!
"We are now at the halfway point of our disjointed epic. If you are just arriving, you have missed little."
"Prolonged human to drell skin contact may cause small rash, itching. Oral contact may cause mild hallucinations."
I’ve been feeding a flock of Canadian geese for about a month now and it still blows me away how fast they’ve grown.
Also how trusting they’ve become of me, since when I first met them they wouldn’t come close. Now I have to hide in my car to feed them because they try to sit in my lap to get the most pellets. There are 17 of them. I cannot fit 17 geese in my lap. Not even if I wanted to.
Tim Hortons Next Exit, And Every Exit After That
Talk Leedle To Me
(I have no regrets.)